humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
there is a 24 hour fruit shop right near my house and i used to go there at like 2-3am and buy fruit just when i had a cravin’ for something tasty fresh and these past few months it hasn’t been open 24 hours and i’ve been wondering for so long why this is
and tonight my brother told me that it’s not 24 hours anymore bc it got held up by someone wielding a shotgun omfg them poor fruits!!!
but then he said it was all fake and organised by the owners so that they could claim insurance or something because the tax/employment/whatever office found out the employees were being severely underpaid………………
there was this girl in high school who would like fucking tell me i was eating a mandarin and not an orange when i ate a fucking orange at school that had a sticker that said ‘navel orange’ on it just bc i could peel it
wow sorry bitch just bc u have pansy ass hands that can’t peel an orange excuse u